This quiet little spray can has the ability to transform a room into a nasal nightmare. It's like being in the aftermath of a giant chili cook-off gone wild. This "industrial strength fart spray" is ideal for discreetly clearing out a room, leaving everybody wondering who the gaseous culprit was. Guaranteed to embarrassingly disrupt any social gathering of polite people. Commercial manufacture.

Not shippable by Express Air Mail such as UPS next day air, because item is flamable 

Manufactured under contract by DSG Laboratories to fulfill the occasional unusual operational requirement of CIA and other federal agents, these products are now available for non-governmental sale. Use only with utmost discretion.